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The Terminators CO J.P. "Chef" Bersamos briefs the members of the Mobile Strike Force, FFRU 212's most experienced
CRT. J.P.: " Late yesterday scouts located a hidden tunnel they believe runs beneath all of Sector 11. However we lost
contact with them at 0200 this morning. Our mission is to locate the scouts if they are still alive and continue investigating
the tunnel complex. We are to clear out any resistance and secure it to prevent any intruders from escaping the sector.
Under NO circumstances are we to enter the inner perimeter."
Marvin "Shotgun" Bailey: "Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing?"
David "Bear" Griswold":
"Roger, but I'm not sure I believe it!"
The chase begins........
J.P.: "Base, contact! In pursuit of one tango.........Team pursue with caution, we still
don't know what's in here.
But Frankenstein is suprisingly fast......
"Bear": "Damn! He's gone......WHAT, in the heck is THAT!
Vincent "Van Gogh" Cummings: "Don't
look in it's eyes!"
"Bear": "Why n...o...tttt?"
J.P.: "Team, take it out, Vince stay
with Bear......Base have engaged and destroyed 1 tango, one man down but not wounded, continuing mission...out." After
taking out the PsychoDuck the team follows the tunnel into a
large underground chamber where......
Bailey: "Contact! 1 tango and he's got a hostage."
Leia: "Help me, you're my only hope."
Walter
"Clubber" Carr: "Look at that FAT B@$#%&!"
Cartman: "HEY! I'm not fat!"
Brian "Big
Dog" Davis: "This is really, really familiar."
Suddenly, a mysterious voice comes from behind the
enormous mound of flesh........
Voice: "You may move out of the way now Fat B@#$@$."
Cartman: "G##$%$!"
I'M NOT FAT!"
Voice: "Zip it!"
Out of the darkness emerges........Dr. Evil!
Dr. Evil: '"I see, not only must deal with that Austin Powers but
you insolent USDOC troops as well....
JP: "Take'em down......Base engaging 2 tangos and securing 1 hostage, out."
Dr.Evil: "Not so fast...Get them you Fat B@#$%#!"
Cartman: "I truly hate you....and I'M NOT FAT! I'M
BIG BONED!" A Struggle ensues...........
An eerie blue light shoots from the back of the chamber as the team performs the takedown....
Hunter "Thunder"
Sarno: "You're safe now miss."
Leia: "Thank you, but aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
"Clubber": "Wrong movie lady."
Unfortunately, during the confusion Dr.Evil runs into the
eerie light and disappears into the inner sector. As ordered the team doesn't pursue.
Team members: "Clear"..."Clear"...."Clear".
JP: "All clear.....Base this is Terminator
6, have engaged and destroyed a 2nd tango, negative action on Dr. Evil but he is contained. We have secured one hostage and
have one man disabled but it appears temporary. Holding position, out.
It looks as if the FFRU 212 MSF team has
the tunnel secured for now. But what other strange encounters will they and the other Flash Force units come across..........
Back row (L to R): Marvin "Shotgun" Bailey, Walter "Clubber" Carr, JP "Chef" Bersamos, Johnny
"Rebel" Ruiz, Vincent "Van Gogh" Cummings.
Front row (L to R): David "Bear" Griswold,
Brian "Big Dog" Davis, Tim "Reaper" Spaulding, Nicholas "Lightning" Sarno, Hunter "Thunder"
Sarno.
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FFRU-171
POST-OPPERATIONS EXPENDATURE REPORT
Item
Cost
Round Trip Flight on 1 C-130s
(Fuel, oil, etc.) $10,363
38,000 rounds
of Ammunition $6,042
2 Weeks rations for 38 troops $2,135
Fuel for 5 Ground Vehicles $933
Fuel
for 2 Jetskis $113
Repairs to personal equipment and
uniforms $744
Repairs
to vehicles $3,157
TOTAL: $23,487
Cost offset by procurement of 6
month's worth of Rations (Meat) -$27,755
ADJUSTED TOTAL: +$4,268
FFRU-171 Has therefore
turned a profit!
BTW, Dem bugs iz Gooooood Eattin'!
~Az/Boomer 6
Flash 171
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USDOC RSO/RC
(PAC)
USDOC SUL/EOD
DCM
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