Our undercover operatives car. Everyone knows Southern Californians all drive Porsches. (Mine is called a Corolla)
Our undercover operations have three more officers, two female and a total of two males. At their disposal are three civilian
vehicles, a Porsche Boxster, A two seat convertible and a mini-van. Equipment varies as the missions require.
Another Undercover car. This one is really neat, it has working doors (and handles), has an infared remote with engine starting,
security alarm, horn, forward/reverse and a top that raises and lowers remotely. I thought the security alarm was only for
making beeping noises, but I found out very late at night once that it really works. I accidently set the alarm off when
I picked up the car and spent about five minutes panicking while I tried to figure out how to turn it off!
OPERATION POOL RAIDER - AN UNDERCOVER PHOTO STORY
Word had come down that something was going on at John Kozin's Command. Kozin was away at the Kansas City Convention and
my undercover unit had word from a local gang there was a plan to hit his motor pool. We wanted to get to the head guy, Mr.
Big and discover just who was behind this operation. Cars had been funneled thru Los Angeles at an alarming rate. However,
at this time the only unit I had available was my undercover unit so two of my operatives with two more as back up teamed
up with a known local terrorist for the planned raid. At the predetermined time, our undercover van with the terrorist on
board pulled up outside of Kozin's main gate and the terrorist sighted in his crossbow for a silent take out on the lone guard.
The crossbow bolt sliced thru the night and found it's mark. The guard went down in an instant. With the gates open and
the way clear, the terrorist wanted to contact Mr. Big to see which vehicles he wanted. Apparently Mr. Big had a standing
order for as many vehicles he could get and John Kozin's Motor Pool was one of the largest concentration of vehicles in the
United States. As he opened his laptop and loaded the connection, another car drove up to the gates.
Both teams sighted in on the suspect and while he logged into communications with Mr. Big, the call went out, "FREEZE,
do NOT touch the laptop and back up away from the vehicle"! In the meantime, the "dead" guard miraculously
stood up with the crossbow bolt obscenely sticking out of his shirt.
The guard commanded the terrorist, "Drop ALL your Weapons, NOW"! The terrorist, seeing he was completely caught
off guard, did as he was told.
"I SAID ALL your WEAPONS... NOW!", called out the guard. Apparently he wasn't satisfied as the terrorist had a
reputation for being very well armed. Out came a bewildering array of weapons. The team leader thought to himself, "Man,
I wish my pants packed that kind of firepower"!
The guard showed the girls the fake arrow he had in his shirt and the vest with the steel plates just in case the crossbow
bolt found it's mark. Fortunately, the terrorist shot true, he had a terrible reputation for accuracy and his crossbow bolt
was found lodged in the tire of one of the nearby vehicles.
In the meantime, the team leader rushed to the laptop to log on and discover the identity of Mr. Big. They had been tracking
this guy for years without success and the anticipation was getting the better of them.
A startled gasp escaped from the team leader as he shouted out for the rest of the team to come and see who Mr. Big was.
Suddenly, in an instant, it all made sense. This is how Mr. Big was able to amass such a huge collection of vehicles. As
the team gathered around, a strangely familiar voice came floating over the laptop speakers...
"CAN YOU HEAR ME"??? "I said to STAY AWAY from that Motor Pool"! "I repeat, STAY AWAY from that
John Kozin... your secret is out!